Betha & Shanais
| We are two of Vancouver's hottest not-moms who enjoy inventing products for babies that may or may not be useful. From this passion, Betha & Shanais was born. We would like to note here that our company's name was devloped the night before Aden & Anais' and that our company is named after us and not after our children like lame people do. You may or may not find three or no generations working in our store, which also may or may not exist. Below are our products. Check back often as more will be added twenty times every second. |
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| Poo Poo Too Poo | Real Muslim Blankets | |
| $29.34 each | $39.81 each | |
| When your baby has explosive diarrhea or other ass problems, you'll be glad you have the Poo Poo Too Poo! | These useful blankets can help your baby stay out of the sun or just get closer to Allah! (aka God/Jesus/Santa/your mom) |
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| Pootete | Baby Fling Sling | |
| $29.97 each | $94.11 each | |
| Derived from the French phrase "poo head," the Pootete gives your baby a stylish alternative to a skull cap with steaming warmth to keep her comfortable on those chilly days. | Perfect for single parents sharing custody, simply place your baby in the Baby Fling Sling and launch them to your ex without ever having to come face-to-face. |
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| Bebe Au Laid | Not-so-Moboleez | |
| $69.69 each | $0.32 each | |
| Take people's minds off your unsightly breasts by reminding them just where that baby came from. The only pattern currently available is Va-J.J. Parfait. | Priced low because we know how important covering those god-awful Moboleez bonnets is to moms. Available in steel, iron, and copper. |